"Hello, would you like a table?"
lmaogtfo: “Oh, is this a furniture store?” Click here for more laughs!
Going to a family friend’s house for New Year Parents: Okay, we’ll be leaving a little later. Me: Okay… (aside) I think I look okay. Parents: What’re you wearing? You look like shit. Me: well damn…
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
When on tumblr
I always refresh the page to see for new posts like every second.
My new year’s resolution is to become anime.
Taking off sunglasses
thatfunnyblog: Expectation: Reality: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Started the year fangirling, will end the year...
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
4thjuly1996: i don’t have ships i have a fucking naval fleet
Anonymous asked: Could you please tag your WIP's and works with a special tag like "my works" ? So when I search for your amazing artworks I can find them all instead of scrolling in the deep ! ;u;